(((ring )))
((((((((((( ring-g-g-g-g )))))))))))

Pick up

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy," ....."Is your Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Unc'a Frank,"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!"

"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right
now!"

"Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do.

Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and
shout to
Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the
house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

"Well, I did what
you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed and ran
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out
the
front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed and he was all scared and he
jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must
have
forgotten that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."

A long pause

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?

"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.

"Damn wrong number!"