A construction worker on the third  floor of a building needs a  

handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the  first floor and yells down
to him, but the man indicates that he can't  hear. So, the guy on the

third floor tries to use signs. He points to his  eye, meaning, "I"

then at his knee, meaning "need", then he moves  his hand back and

forth, meaning, "handsaw". The man on the first  floor nods, then drops

his pants and begins to mast*rbate.  



The man on the third floor freaks out and runs  down to the first floor

yelling, "What the hell is wrong with you?" Are  you stupid or

something? I was saying that I needed a  handsaw!"  


The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I  knew that. I was just

trying to tell you that I was  co(u)ming."