Man: Is there any way for long  life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of  long life will never come.


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just  like two boxers shaking hands
before the  fight begins!


Wife: Darling  today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence  for 2 minutes.


It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like  asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg  jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar Nark  jaye to homely feel kare...

Why do Bride & Groom exchange  varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U  R Dead!


There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!




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