Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times
about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find
one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first

safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla
pudding As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it
also contained nothing but vanilla pudding The process continued until all
safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an
ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, th! e robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:


IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING... :!:



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When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded
that I take her out to some place expensive.................. :?:
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So I took her to a petrol station*!!!!!!!* :roll:

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