..::|Chalus!!! Only Chalus!!!|::..

Saju · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:43 pm Post subject: ..::|Chalus!!! Only Chalus!!!|::..

PAPPU : Njan valiya panakarana........ente parambu muzhuvan karangi kananamengil kalathe CARil kayaranam...vaikunnerame athinte attathu ethu...

appol KUTTAN : enikum undayirunnu anganathe oru CAR...puthiya CAR vangiyapol 5 minute kondu ethi...

Saju · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:44 pm Post subject:

A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight"

Saju · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:44 pm Post subject:

Where can u find where MANGOES..???
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its not in trees..
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Not in fruit shop...
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Ans is : "Wherever WOMENgoes"...MANgoes..!!

Saju · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:44 pm Post subject:

One day..all the water molecules were having a party !!
Then suddenly a hero comes..and ties them up !!
Then 1 water molecule asks:"Dey...nee aarade?"

Then the hero replies:

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BOND.....HYDROGEN BOND !!!

Saju · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:45 pm Post subject:

Film actress sadaye aarum kalyanam kazhikkaathathu endu kondu?
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Ans:'anniyan'te bhaaryaye mohikkaruthu ennaanu karthaavu parnjittullathu...

Saju · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:45 pm Post subject:

one day 2 friends went on a wild ride in the african desert of sahara.
after a long time sun came down and they coudnt understand where to go.
the dint see any place safe to stay.
all they had was their jeep but it was of no use.
but one friend managed to stay the night comfortably.
how?
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Oru friend matte friendine adichu flat aaki.. ennitavan aa flatil thamasichu.

Saju · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:46 pm Post subject:

Oru divasam oru kaaka vannu oru kadayil vannu irunnu .athine Englishil enthu parayum?(Once a crow came and sat inside a shop.what will u say that in english.)

Ans:Crocodile(crow Kadayil)

Saju · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:47 pm Post subject:

An Interpertation of a Hindi Speech
Is duniyaa mein koyi nahi... - ee duniyaavil kozhiyilla
...Koyi bath nahi... - kozhi kulikkaarilla
...Jab mein dilli mein tha, maine pradhaan mantri se poochaa... - iddeham dilliyilaayirunnappol iddeham pradhaana mantriyude poocha aayirunnu
...Maine bar bar poochaa... - iddeham BARilum poocha aayirunnu
...ke tum bhi mere saath aao.. - thumbiye pidikkaan pookaamennu paranju
...paranthu woh nahi aaye... - parindu vannilla...

Saju · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:48 pm Post subject:

Kiran TV specials... for the month of March!!!

Ooota Manushyan---------------------------Hollowman
daivathinde achan---------------------------Godfather
moonu masketil poyavar ..-----------------Three Musketeers
randu chilandi manusyar ..----------------Spiderman-2
vellamdicha yuvathi ..----------------------Lady in water
vaal meen - sowrd fish
shank aayi uchaneram - shangai noon
koyi ota virthikedu - coyote ugly
adutha vathilkkle penkutti - the girl next door
eda vanji kedayi - da vinci code
GODZILLA- Daivangal illa
BROKEN ARROW-POTTIPOYA AMBE.
Rocky- KALLY
Rocky Girl- kallipennu!!
true lies- Sathyathinte kidappu
or sathyam nuna parayum

Catch me if u can-- >>Enne Pidikkaan pattumenkil pidichooo..
The world is not enuf -- lokam pora
Die another day-->>veroru divasam marichal pore
American pie--- Americayile pashu

STRANGER · Posted: 03 March 2007, 9:58 pm Post subject:

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