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PostPosted: 10 October 2006, 1:41 pm    Post subject:
..::| DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY |::..
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DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY:
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never
earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on
the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3: (as every engineer knows) Power = Work/Time
It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
And since : Time = Money,
We have : Knowledge =Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work/Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion : The Less you Know, the More you Make & vice-versa..
Corollary : This is the reason why BOSS is paid more !!

HOW TRUE
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