Coming out of a theater late one evening, a man discovered that a
couple had broken into his car and were making love in the back seat.
When he asked them to leave, he was threatened with bodily harm, so
he called the police. The police took them all to the station, then
quickly to night court in another part of the building.

The judge inquired about the incident, then fined the couple $50.00 for
indecent exposure. When he was finished with them, he turned to the
man and fined him $100.00. Outraged, he demanded the reason. The
judge answered, "Disturbing the peace."