Farmer John was taking his cow and it's new born calf to sell in the
auction. On the way farmer John got robbed by thieves, who beat him
up, stripped him of his clothes and tied him to a tree. Then taking
the mother cow and John's clothes, the thieves escaped. They, however
left the new born calf behind.

Poor farmer John suffered as for two days, he stood tied to a tree,
stark naked and hungry. Fortunately, on the third day, some neighbors
happened to pass by. They recognized John and untied him. When they
did, farmer John picked up a huge stick and started bashing the calf
with it.

"Why are you thrashing the poor calf?, his neighbors asked? To which
farmer John replied, "I had to tell this beast for the past two days
repeatedly that I am not your mother!, I am not your mother ........ !!!"