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Posted: 16 August 2006, 10:35 am Post subject: ..::| Funy Leave Letters |::..
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This is a collection of leave letters and Applications written by different people
1. A student's leave letter:
" As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage i cannot attend the class...."
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2. A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist
and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post .
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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows :
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :
" Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave "
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster :
" As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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6. An incident :
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday ."
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day .
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8. A covering note :
" I am enclosed herewith..."
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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11. Letter writing:
" I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding:
" As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
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(Thanks To Shalu )
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