Rajiv and Mona are flying to  Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate
their 40th anniversary.  

Suddenly, over the public  address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, I am afraid I have  some very bad news. Our engines have ceased
functioning and we will attempt  an emergency landing.  Luckily, I see an
uncharted island below us and we should be  able to land on the beach. However, the
odds are that we may never be  rescued and will have to live on the island for
the rest of our  lives!"    

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on  the island.  


An hour later  Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs
5lakh deposit  cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Rajiv,  still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our
ICICI  Bank Master card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,"  she says.  

"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the  auto loan to
them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive  me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."  

Rajiv grabs  her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away
and asks  him, "So, why did you hug  me?"  

Rajiv answers, "They'll  find us!!!!"