Jokes

Chennaimohan · Posted: 15 June 2008, 11:06 pm Post subject: jokes

Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.

Chennaimohan · Posted: 15 June 2008, 11:06 pm Post subject:

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

Chennaimohan · Posted: 15 June 2008, 11:07 pm Post subject:

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Chennaimohan · Posted: 15 June 2008, 11:08 pm Post subject:

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born

Chennaimohan · Posted: 15 June 2008, 11:09 pm Post subject:

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Chennaimohan · Posted: 15 June 2008, 11:09 pm Post subject:

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Chennaimohan · Posted: 15 June 2008, 11:10 pm Post subject:

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one)

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Chennaimohan · Posted: 15 June 2008, 11:10 pm Post subject:

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

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Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Lunch and Dinner.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

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Rchmohan · Posted: 01 August 2008, 12:19 pm Post subject:

hahaha..very nice one, keep it up