*Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development."

At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little Girls remain
behind for five minutes :?

**Teacher: Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your
parents concerning Little Johnny's crude remarks. It is very likely that
for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, Get up and leave the class room."*
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*Everybody agreed to this plan.*
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*Next day, teacher: " Is everybody ready with their assignments? Go ahead,
Anita."*
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*Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."*
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*Teacher: "Very good, Anita! Yes, Koosie!"*
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*Kossie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."*
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*Teacher: "Excellent, thank you Koosie!"*
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*As this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks "Oh
heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home."
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*Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel!"*
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*As all the young ladies got up and proceeded to leave, Little Johnny says,
"Hey relax, it hasn't opened yet!"* :?
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