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PostPosted: 25 October 2006, 2:22 pm    Post subject:
..::| Lunch Box |::..
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A Joke After Lunch (AJAL)....



Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji.

Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box. at wits' end

He says “I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tomorrow, I will jump from the 20th floor and die".  Sad

Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says “If I find fish in my lunch box tomorrow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die”  at wits' end

Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says “Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tomorrow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor"   at wits' end

Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies.  surprise

Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies.   surprise

In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's widow says “I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch”   worried

The Bengali's widow says “I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"   worried

The sardarji's widow says “I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch....!!!  Sad  scratch  surprise


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