--Microsoft Recruitment--

vinayachandran · Posted: 07 September 2007, 10:47 pm Post subject: --Microsoft Recruitment--

Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kunju Abdullah, an Indian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Kunju says to himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try"

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kunju says to himself " I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Kunju says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room.

Kunju says to himself, " I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language."

Calmly, Kunj turns to the other candidate and says "Entha Sugham alle"

The other candidate answers "Nee Poda Pulle"

Non mallus - pls excuse!

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STRANGER · Posted: 07 September 2007, 10:57 pm Post subject:

Ee Mallus-te oru kaaryee.. rolling on the floor

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vinayachandran · Posted: 07 September 2007, 11:27 pm Post subject:

nammale thanneya paranyane .. hjehe

Saju · Posted: 08 September 2007, 3:34 am Post subject:

Chennaimohan · Posted: 11 September 2007, 4:42 pm Post subject:

nice one

vinayachandran · Posted: 11 September 2007, 7:13 pm Post subject:

Mohanetta...... evide poyirunu ithrem divasam ??

Thank you !!

Sneha · Posted: 13 September 2007, 11:51 pm Post subject:

ella mallus ingina aano.......oru doubt.....

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vinayachandran · Posted: 14 September 2007, 10:07 am Post subject:

sneha wrote:

ella mallus ingina aano.......oru doubt.....

enthaa angane thonanillle ???

Sneha · Posted: 02 October 2007, 5:05 am Post subject:

vinayachandran wrote:

enthaa angane thonanillle ???

illa, angina thonnanilla......athu kondalla chodichathu tongue

vinayachandran · Posted: 03 October 2007, 8:53 am Post subject:

Sneha wrote:

illa, angina thonnanilla......athu kondalla chodichathu tongue

ooh i see....

swantam face eppazhelum kandittundi kannadiyil ?? big grin

ennittu swayam samsarichittundo ??

undengil angane thonnathirikan chance kurava.....