Ignore if someone had posted this already !!


---LOVE LETTER  
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       I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train
platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For
a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you
can be a real debugger for me now.
       
       My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never
produces an executable code and hence is useless.
       
       You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls
are attractive as well.
       
       Your s! mile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me
power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
       
       When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program
modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I
never experienced before.*/
       
       With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are
linked together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for
a human being to live an error free life.
       
       Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately
break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
       
       I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database
so that my connect script will fail.
       
       And it's all but certain that if
       
       this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
       
       Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all
privileges of your inbox. Error free...

--- computer savvy