The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me
a ring?"
Sure" replied her lover "What's your phone number?"
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A young woman went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you
identify yourself?" asked the bank clerk. The young woman opened her
handbag, took out a mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me
alright."
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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and
Rs 500 for no helmet
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"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss
to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
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The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager
kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."
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A boy comes to his class with broken specs. Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my galfriend
Teacher: How could u break ur specs kissing a gal? >:/
Boy: She crossedher legs


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The wife phoned her husband in the office and said, "Darling, come
home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."
"Good" replied the husband, "make sure she's well done."
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Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced

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It's short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women
breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a
SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man.

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