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About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love
my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most
importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I
am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop
laughing!!")

Relationship status: what?

Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me

Age: 10111

Here for: web browsing in company hours

Children: can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity: Programmer

Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor: weekly

Sexual orientation: When will I have sex?

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth

Drinking: The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company,
looking for another company, remembering my good old college days,
worrying about my future

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others
censored

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing

Tv shows: can't afford one

Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 metres of home !!