Cool insults for immediate use:



1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!  
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?  
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?  
4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.  
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!  
8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.  
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?  
10. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!  
11. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?