Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX,

                   Woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES.



                   Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION.

                                Woman discovered

                   CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP



                   Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,

                   Woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.



                   Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,

                   Woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.



                   Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, Woman

                   discovered FOOD and

                   invented DIET.



                   Man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,

                   Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.



                   Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,

                   Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all got f*cked up.