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PostPosted: 25 November 2008, 9:02 am    Post subject:
Kerala Police 100
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IVRS introduced in Kerala Police - Dial 100




Caller: Sireeee, odi vaa, veettil kallan kayarunnu.

Message: Welcome to Kerala Police. Kerala Police lekku swagatham. Kerala

Puliss me aapka swaagath hai. To continue in English, press one.
Malayalathil thudaruvaan randu amarthuka. Hindi mem jaankkaari keliye
theen dabaaye.

Caller: Sire, vegam vaa, kallan vaathil chavuttippolikkunnu.

Message: You have not pressed any key. To continue in English, press
one. Malayalathil thudaruvaan randu amarthuka. Hindi mem jaankkaari
keliye theen dabaaye.

(Caller 2 amarthunnu)

Caller: Sireeeeeeeeee, odi vaa.

Message: Criminal kuttangal report cheyyunnathinu 1 amarthuka, Vazhi
tharkkangal, pothu shalyangal, samaram, panimudakku ennivaye kurichulla
paraathikalkku 2 amarthuka, vaahanaapakada vivarangal ariyikkunnathinu 3

amarthuka, moshana vivarangalkku 4 amarthuka, Cyber Crime report
cheyyunnathinu 5 amarthuka, Tender vivarangal ariyunnathinu 9 amarthuka,

Main menuvilekku pokuvaan 0 amarthuka.

Caller: Sireee, onnu vegam vaa, avar 5 - 6 perundu, vaathil ippol
polikkum.

Message: Thaankal onnum amarthiyittilla. Criminal kuttangal report
cheyyunnathinu 1 amarthuka, Vazhi tharkkangal, pothu shalyangal,
samaram, panimudakku ennivaye kurichulla paraathikalkku 2 amarthuka,
vaahanaapakada vivarangal ariyikkunnathinu 3 amarthuka, moshana
vivarangalkku 4 amarthuka, Cyber Crime report cheyyunnathinu 5
amarthuka, Tender vivarangal ariyunnathinu 9 amarthuka, Main menuvilekku

pokuvaan 0 amarthuka.

(Caller 4 amarthunnu)

Caller: Sir odi vaa, avar ippom njangale kollum.

Message: Vaahanamoshanangale kurichu ariyikkaan 1 dial cheyyuka,
gaarhika moshanangal report cheyyaan 2 dial cheyyuka, sarkkaar
jeevanakkaarude othaashayode ulla van moshanangalkku 3 dial cheyyuka,
vaidyutha moshanam ariyikkunnathinaayi 4 dial cheyyuka, thenga, maanga,
chakka, chandanam thudangiya vasthukkalude moshanam ariyikkaan 5 dial
cheyyuka, mattu tharathil ulla moshanangal report cheyyaan 9 dial
cheyyuka, pradhaana menuvilekku pokaan 0 dial cheyyuka, thaankal oru
moshtaavaanenkil phone vechittu povuka.

(Caller 2 dial cheyyunnu)

Caller: Sireee, odi vaa, kallanmaar ippom akathu kayarum. Avarude kayyil

aayudhangal undu.

Message: Moshtaavu akathu kayariyenkil 1 dial cheyyuka, moshtaavu
kayaraan shramikkunnu enkil 2 dial cheyyuka, moshanashramam
paalippoyenkil 3 dial cheyyuka, thaankal moshtaavine pidichu
kettiyittundenkil 4 dial cheyyuka, pandu nadanna moshanam report
cheyyaan 9 dial cheyyuka, pradhaana menuvilekku pokaan 0 dial cheyyuka.

(Caller 2 dial cheyyunnu)

Caller: Sire, odi vaa, njangale kollunneeeeeeeeeee.

Message: Aayudhadhaarikal aanenkil 1 dial cheyyuka, verum kayyode vannu
vaathil thurakkaan nokkukayaanenkil 2 dial cheyyuka, janaliluude
kandathaanu, pakshe moshtaakkal onnum cheyyunnilla enkil 3 dial
cheyyuka, mattu maargangaliluude akathu kayaraan shramikkunnu enkil 4
dial cheyyuka, moshttaakkal varunnathu pole thaankalkku
thonniyathaanenkil phone vechittu povuka, pradhaana menuvilekku pokaan 0

dial cheyyuka.

(Caller 1 dial cheyyunnu). "Sireeee, odi vaa, kallan, kallan, kallan"

Mesage: Thaankal ippol vilikkunna number beep shabdathinu shesham dial
cheyyuka. beep.

(Caller number dial cheyyunnu).

Message: Thaankal dial cheytha number randu - ettu - ezhu - puujyam -
naalu - aaru - onpathu. Shari aanenkil 1 dial cheyyuka, number veendum
dial cheyyaan 2 dial cheyyuka.

(Caller dials 1)

Message: Dayavaayi kaathirikkuka . . . . .

Caller: Madam, kaathirikkaan onnum samayam illa, Sirne vegam onnu viduu,

njangale ippol kollum.

Message: Kshamikkanam, Operatormaarelaam sheettu kalikkukayaayathinaal
ee call puurthiyaakkaan saadhikkunnathalla. Thaankalude number ivide
rekhappeduthiyittundu, athinte complaint number onnu - onnu - aaru -
aaru - aaru - ezhu - randu. Complaint number orikkal kuudi. onnu - onnu
- aaru - aaru - aaru - ezhu - randu. Naale neram veluthaaludan aduthulla

police station il ninnum thaankale bandhappedunnathaanu. Kerala Police
lekku vilichathinu nanni.

Keeek . . . . . . Keeeeek . . . . . keeeek . . . . . keeek

Caller: Hello, hello, Sireeeee, Madam, ayyooo, hallo hallo.


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PostPosted: 02 December 2008, 9:36 pm    Post subject:
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rolling on the floor rolling on the floor rolling on the floor rolling on the floor rolling on the floor
Ipoooyum eetannde angane okke tanneyaa... tongue


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PostPosted: 31 December 2008, 12:22 am    Post subject:
Re: Kerala Police 100
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lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol


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PostPosted: 31 December 2008, 1:36 pm    Post subject:
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laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor


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