·         Softwares and temples are same. First you build them and then you pray !  
 
·         Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing us our appearance only and not our character
 
·         The main problem in America is ; it's full of Americans.
 
·         The difference between news and gossip : - News tells you what people did, gossip tells you how much
         they enjoyed it.
 
·         Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural stupidity
 
·         I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Becoz someday they’re going to be in a hospital  bed,
         dying, and they won’t know why?
 
·         My Girlfriend said i need to be more affectionate, So now i have 2.  
 
·         An Apple a day keeps doctor away...
         If doctor is beautiful, keep an apple away... :-)    
 
·         Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can  get
         it by being dumb  
 
·         I always hold hands of my girlfriend. If I let go, she shops  
 
·         Try ... Try... If dont ... Then cheat...