BANTA: SANTA Singh How is your MBA preparation?

SANTA Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

BANTA: Logic is very easy.

SANTA: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

BANTA: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
SANTA: YES.

BANTA: Logically, there will be water in it.
SANTA: YES.

BANTA: Logically, there will be fish in it.
SANTA: YES.

BANTA: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
SANTA: YES.

BANTA: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
SANTA: YES.

BANTA: so, logically, your are married.
SANTA: YES.

BANTA: So, that means U are a heterosexual.


SANTA was very glad and he understood logic.


Next day he sees BOOTA SINGH also preparing for MBA.


SANTA: How is your MBA preparation?
BOOTA: Everything is fine except for the logic.

SANTA: Oh, logic is easy.

BOOTA: Please, give me an example.

SANTA: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
BOOTA: NO, I don't.

SANTA: Saala HOMO!!!