EK DIN EK DAKU EK SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA: SONA KAHAN
HAI?
SARDAR BOLA: ULLU KE PATTHE. PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, KAHIN BHI SOJA!
AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS
OBSERVING HIM.
SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS: WAH KYA NISHANA HAI.
SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....
SARDAR : JAA PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...
BAAP BETE SE : TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?
BETA: MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE.
IN A SARDARS GARMENT STORE 1 DAY A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS " BHAISAAB!
UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA"
SARDAR: OYE! SORRY YAAR - AAJ PEHNA NAHI..

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keep smiling who knows somebody somewhere may fall in love with ur smile……
