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PostPosted: 14 February 2009, 11:17 am    Post subject:
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.

Realizing the mistake, Banta asked, "Why don't we get a wire to open it?"

"No, that won't work,” answered Santa. "People will think we're trying to break in to steal the car."

Then Banta suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"

"No," said Santa, "People will think we're too dumb to use a wire."

"Well," sighed Banta, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"
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