1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"


2 . How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other
so the man asked him why did he do so?
He replied that the weather forecast announced that
on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down
from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.
He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return,
and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.
But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either.
When he finally reached home on the third day,
his distraught mother ran and asked him "Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
"Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate
hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!