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Ready for snaps!!


A Sardar dies because of a lightening strike in his area. The strange thing was that his body was found with a big "smile" Do you have a reason for that... y was it that way?
The brother had one, He said my bro was getting ready for a snap when there was lightening....

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A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."


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Santa ko uska sasur peet raha tha. Why?
Santa's wife delivered a baby. Doctor sent him SMS "mumbark ho aap baap ban gaye". Santa forward this SMS to all.