Relax !!
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked
him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another
Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta
Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally
annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other
Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar
slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai
aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai



Left Handed
Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of
Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks
him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Banta : 'Oye Gar(r)y.
You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion'
Gary : 'How about if I play left handed ?' Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'OK!'
Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of
the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh. Banta : Hey! U
know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of
him playing left-handed..... Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool
you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!



BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ESCALATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because
of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3
hrs.




Life Saver
One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated
from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the
tracks.
The passengers were horrified.

On the next Railway station the driver was caught. He was found to be a Sardar.

He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks
and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc.

Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of
one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have
overran that person.

Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started
running towards the field when the train came very close.