Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left
will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.


Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.


Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.


Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for
work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
flat tire.


Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.