THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN!

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade especially for someone
with cash.  

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France . Gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.  

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the
war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction
is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and
borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps
people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future .


After 70, they become Afghanistan .. Almost everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN!

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
dick.