The Perfect Husband...


Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
began to talk.


Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes"


WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy
it?"


MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005


models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "£70,000"


MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....


He smiles and asks:






"Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"