1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.  
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2. To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.  
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3. The road to success........ Is always under construction.  
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4. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither
does Milk.    
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5. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.  
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6. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive
or fattening.  
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7. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before
you hear them speak.  
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8. Everyone has a scheme of getting rich..... Which never works.  
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9. If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you
ever tried.  
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10.You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it
falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.  

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11.Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
inaccessible corner.  
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12.42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.  
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13.As soon as you mention something...... if it is good, it is taken.... If
it is bad,it happens.
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14.He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.  

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15.If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late...... the bus is
still late.
 
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16.Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.  
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17.When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in
front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.  
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18.If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have a pen, you
don't have paper...... if you have both, no one calls.  
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19.Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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20.You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.  
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21.The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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22.After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull
in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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23.If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut
tonight.  
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24.The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors
until another person is fired orquits.  
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25.Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the non-smoker  
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