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PostPosted: 22 February 2008, 2:25 am    Post subject:
URGENT VACANCY .............FOR A GIRL FRIEND
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big grin Dear All,

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below.

Designation                      :  Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience                       :  Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement             : Should have the Potential to do street
bargaining and fight if required.

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :

2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 100/-(no precious metals, stones)
5  trips to National Parkss
5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
10  Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2 movies per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted,
subject to finance availability
and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will
be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with
Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:

1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above
mentioned
conditions.

There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program
by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if
candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,,, never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject:
Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment.
to the email address via mail


Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

--  dancing girl
Cheers,
Dhanraj (dgoelchha@yahoo.co.in)
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