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 Posted: 12 September 2006, 3:37 pm Post subject: ..::| Who was the pig that did this to you?? |::..
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A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant.
Scared,she confides this 'news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and
impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it
and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and
the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter
has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her
because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You can try again!"
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